The two ladybots move and twist in time to the music. To make the booth even more authentic, the two robot strippers which hope to graduate med school within the year so they can finally stop pole dancing for money were accompanied by a robot dj. At the cebit expo in hanover, german software developer tobit put together a booth that features two pole dancing robots, egged on by a fellow. Image caption tobits pole dancing robots are designed by the british artist giles walker, and use old car motors to gyrate to music.
Female robots tessy and tess wear white stiletto heels and pole dance during a demonstration at the tobit software stand at the 2014 cebit trade fair in hanover, germany. Apart from being an awesome art piece, what is the applicability of such dancers. Robots perform a pole dance at the booth of the tobit software company on the eve of the start of the 2014 cebit technology trade fair on march 9, 2014 in hanover, central germany. No booth babes so far just sternlooking men in suits. Programmable pole dancing robots by tobit software. Asked why they went with pole dancing bots, a tobit software representative shrugged and said, why not. German it sector in bullish mood at worlds top tech fair. Germanys tobit softwares engineers are obviously thinking along.
As sleazy as it might sound, the performance is pretty tame. Drawing some of the biggest crowds of the 2014 expo, the tobit software booth continued its tradition of displaying pole dancing robots. A series of three pictures shows a pole dancing robot at the tobit software booth prior to the opening of. Robots perform a pole dance at the booth of the tobit software company on the eve of the 2014 cebit technology trade fair on march 9, 2014, in hanover, central germany. According to the bbc, germanys tobit software s engineers are obviously thinking along very different lines. As the video above shows, lexy and tess dont do much other than grind their hips on a pole, but thats pretty good for a robot. Software designed the pole dancing robots, called lexy and tess, and was at present exhibiting them at the cebit expo in hanover, germany. We wring our hands and stroke our beards thoughtfully at the specter of widespread mechanization and robotization acting as a powerful drag on. At the cebit expo in hanover, german software developer tobit put together a booth that features two pole dancing robots, egged on by a. Robotic pole dancers lexy and tess were developed tobit.
Tobits booth featured two impressively mobile poledancing robots complete with a megaphoneheaded robot dj to supply the beats, which the robots danced to in time with the music. Designed by british artist giles walker, the lifesize droids are made of old car parts and controlled by a computer, the daily mail reports. Well, if the answer is yes, then you are in luck my geeky friends. They may not be as nimble as regular pole dancers, but they can move their head and other parts to put on a show. Unfortunately, if scarlett johansson is the image you have of a sexy robot gyrating away, holding on to a pole, then you will be sorely disappointed because tobit software. Youll need therapy after watching these poledancing robots. German software company has stripper bots the mary sue. March 11, 2014 0 comments in pole dance future, pole dance news by pole dancer attack of the robots. Pole dancing robots are a thing in fact, since 2014. But then i saw these on the tobit software stand in hall 6. Poledancing robot strippers ready to conquer the club.
You might be asking yourself why do we need a robot who does pole dancing. At the cebit expo in hanover, german software developer tobit had a booth showcasing two pole dancing robots and a robot dj with a megaphone for a head. Tobit s pole dancing robots are designed by british artist giles walker, and use old car motors to gyrate to music being played from a robotic dj with a bull horn for a head. Evil proud, germanys tobit software has created poledancing robots as their own personal booth babes at the cebit computer expo at the. Montell jordan this is how we do it chopped and screwed. This is how people party at cebit in hannover, with robot djs, robot dancers and qr codes instead of drinks. A man adjusts a pole dancing robot on the stand of tobit software prior to the opening of the cebit it fair. German developer tobit software brought along its programmable pole dancing robots to liven up its booth at the cebit trade fair in hanover. Rt autonomous robot tractor can cut grass, clear snow. The robot apocalypse may just start in a strip club. Tobit software hauled out a few robots who proceeded to do a, er, sexy pole dance for a large audience including the two heads of state. A man adjusts a pole dancing robot on the tobit software stand at the cebit it fair, in hanover, germany. Image caption tobit s pole dancing robots are designed by the british artist giles walker, and use old car motors to gyrate to music. Some robots can do surgery, some can help fix a car and some can even pole dance.
Female robots tessy and tess wearing white stilettos, pole dance during a demonstration on the tobit software stand at the cebit trade fair in hanover march 10, 2014. German developer tobit software brought along its programmable pole dancing robots to liven up its booth at. Every technerds wet dream come true, these ladybots grind their bionic booties up and down a pole to music. At the cebit expo in hanover, german software developer tobit put together a booth that features two pole dancing robots, egged on by a fellow robot dj with a megaphone for a head. Tobit sofware showed off the latest version of their poledancing robots on the eve of the 2014 cebit computer expo in hanover, germany, on sunday. The stand was already proving one of the most popular at the cebit, which threw open. Will pole dancing robots put human strippers out of work. Watch robotic poledancers shake their actuators cnet. You havent seen it all until you watch these robots pole dance. Top 10 humanoid robots that can display human emotions. We changed them a little bit to make them more interesting, a tobit representative told ruptlytv about the companys updated models. Software has created a pair of robotic strippers, named tess and lexy.
If you need more than one, perhaps you should save your money for therapy. Robots are going to do many things for us in the future, including pole dancing. Tobit software are pole dancing robots a sign of future strip clubs would be. German developer tobit software brought along its programmable pole dancing robots to liven up its booth at the cebit trade fair in hanover on monday. Though you could also get 1,600 human lapdances for the same price. A pair of poledancing robots were one of the star attractions at this years cebit expo in hanover, germany. Poledancing robots and cars that can shrink in size are among the new. The robots in question are made by german software developer tobit. Are pole dancing robots a sign of future strip clubs would be. Poledancing robots prove smart people have lost their way. The karlsruhe institutes armar robot offered a vision of the. A series of three pictures shows a pole dancing robot at the tobit software booth prior to the opening of the cebit it fair in hanover, germany, on march odd andersenafpgetty images tornado cleanup, selmamontgomery march, pole dancing robot and more in the day in photos cebits pole dancing robot is not as sexy as the headline made it sound.
Poledancing robots have software, hardware, but no underwear. Unfortunately, if scarlett johansson is the image you have of a sexy robot gyrating away, holding on to a pole, then you will be sorely disappointed because tobit software s duo of pole dancing robots are, well, just robots. At the tobit software booth at cebit, germany, a pair of robotic pole dancers shook their groove thang. Well just call them the pole dancing robots creator. Programmable pole dancing robots by tobit software robotic. Software has created a pair of robotic strippers, named tess and lexy, and is currently showing them off at the cebit expo in hanover, germany. At cebit, the annual trade fair held at hanover, germany, theyve set up a booth that features two pole dancing robots, with a fellow robot dj spinning the deck. Pole dancing robots tessy and tess, wearing white stilettos, perform on the tobit software stand at the cebit trade fair in hanover reuters. Germanybased company tobit software developed robots that can. The pair, known as lexy and tess, were designed by british artist giles walker, and manufactured by a german company called tobit software. Designed by british artist, giles walker, the robot dancers can be controlled with a smartphone app that allows users to change their position and the colour.
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